Funny SMS for Mobile

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,

Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai 

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Friends are like fishes.. you have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one.

Just like I caught you!

So better stay nice otherwise… I will FRY you 

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Ek shadi me jin agaya, jin ko dekh kar sab lerkiyon ki cheekh nikal gai.

Ek buzurg ne kaha sari lerkiyan wazu kar k ayen,

Sab wazu kar k ayin to… jin ki cheekh nikal gayi 

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Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ke

Going to gaaon for 3 days…

Apke husband ne comment bhi kia tha ke,

Have a safe trip, come soon …… Miss you 

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Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,

Kyun K…

Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

|’\(‘.’) Kya
| |.|> Bacchi
| _|\_ Hy Yar… ;->)

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Jab murghi anda free me deti hai,

To bazar me 8 rupay ka kyon milta hai?

Aaj nahi bolo gy to kal bhugto gy,

KHAMOSHI KA BOYCOTT

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A couple went to a wishwell.

Boy bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.

Girl bent down a little more and fell into the well.

Boy shouted, “Abbay Teri – IT WORKS” 

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Hamara kia wasta cricket se dosto!!!
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Hamara to qaumi khel HOCKEY hai 

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Update From Mohali

Misbah still not-out 99* rus from 1,094 balls.

At stumps, day 4 

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